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The name's AMANDA JANE
Her Birhday is on 16TH MAY
She studies at NANCHIAUHIGH, class of 3F

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back⋅stab

:to attempt to discredit (a person) by underhanded means, such as innuendo, accusation, or the like.

I could probably write one whole book about my hatred for them, but not today(:
let's just start of with one paragraph for now.

Fill in the blank by choosing the correct option.

backstabbers are_________________________________________
a) Conniving bitches/bastards who are just fucking jealous of your awesomness
b) Insecure assholes who need to bitch to feel happy about their undesirable sorry selves
c) Friendless people who make up rumours to attract attention.
d) People whom many dislike and backstab just to get back at anyone and everyone, even when
nobody has done anything to them. Ever.
e) All of the above.

I know i'm great and all and that i have many covetable qualities, but really, there's no need to bitch about me just so that you can feel better about yourself.
Do i make you feel ignoble? If yes, i'm glad.
If not, then let me just inform you that sooner or later( sooner rather than later) you'll start to feel it(:
I pity you and your oh-so-boring life. Obviously, you have nothing better to do because your days have been spent on useless activities such as...i don't know, figuring ways to have more "influential" friends?
you ass-kisser.

Anyway, as an anonymous person once said and i quote,
" A giraffe and a pig will never get together"
How true, imagine the genetic mutations that might've formed.
*shudders*
That, is the most antithetic combination i've ever heard of.
but i guess anything is possible in love huh?
maybe you'll propagate and give birth to spotted pigs with horns or something, EW!
You bitch.

Anyway, you're not just a backstabber, you're a stupid one at that.
who bitches about A in front of A's good friend?
that is just plain moronic.
However, you don't really suit the term Bimbo.
you certainly fit the brainless part, but definitely not the one about being beautiful.
hello... you're a pig remember!
how pretty can pigs be anyway.
even if you dress them up in silks and ribbons and made up their face with Chanel, they'll still look terrible
know the proverb: you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear?
yup, that's you!
... not the part about silk purse please.

oh well, i'm done(:
my advice to you?
stop offending people, you'll get into serious trouble.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Technology is BIASED!!!

WHY ARE THE FABULOUS LAPTOPS ALWAYS SO EXPENSIVE!!!
WHY WHY WHY!
DOES IT COST $500 MORE JUST TO ADD A NICE PURPLE COVER YOU STUPID PEOPLE OVER AT SONY! GAH!

sony vaio CS series would have been my ideal laptop were it not for the price-.-
it costs $1, 999 which my mum says its a tad too high
and it only comes with Core 2 duo processor P8600(2.40Ghz)
which is too low for my father's liking...
and they want me to look at toshiba and dell.
TOSHIBA! where its most fashionable laptop is like black and white and chunky??
that's their idea of fashionable!
what is wrong with the world!

Dell... it just sucks.

Can't the MEN over at SONY deal with the fact that not all women are bimbos and that we want substance+ style!
is it that hard to give us both?
what's so difficult about just recolouring the laptop purple, is that so hard??
and what's up with skins anyway.
they suck!
i mean, they're all translucent and you can see that background of the laptop underneath it.
plus its expensive.
also, the pictures/designs aren't clear.

why can't sony hire me to design their laptop covers anyway.
i seriously doubt a chio-er laptop costs $500 more.
look at ACER!
its good, BUT, the only drawback is that its design is hideous!
combine the substantiation of ACER and the chioness of SONY!
KA-BOOM! *perfect lappy for women appears*

Men are sexists!
Sony is sexist!
Acer is sexist!

I aim to be the future chairWOMAN of the World's Feminist Organization!
nuff' said

Monday, May 25, 2009

YAY!
i can finally post!

i've been deprived of my computer for the past few weeks!
damn antique thing won't listen to me anymore!
i'm getting a laptop~
i'm getting a laptop~
yay me!

hahahaha my desktop is ancient!!
bought it in 2005 where the guy cheated my mum's moolah( damn bastard)
it still has those bulky moniters which you see in the school's computer lab( they're cheap)
and a faulty CPU which has been sent for repearing AT LEAST a million times

i'm looking for a job which has a monthly pay of 3k!!
it has to be in an air conditioned room where i get to do nothing but read fashion magazines and doodle all day!
no uniform required and the I am encouraged to dress as conspicuously as I can
meals provided by 5 star hotels, retaurants, the likes..
transport will be provided in form of a jaguar!
wouldn't life be great like this!

anyway, i really am looking for a job!!!
please help, god knows i NEED the money.
its a NEED not a want, geddit!!
it's a matter of life and death between my closet and the boutiques waiting for MY money to be spent there!